I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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