physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
honey bunches of taint.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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