just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
...so i touched it.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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