Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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