I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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