what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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