im drinking this country out of the recession.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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