i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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