I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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