I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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