stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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