Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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