If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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