Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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