I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
