PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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