Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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