Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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