I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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