So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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