I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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