we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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