I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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