Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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