it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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