With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
It's never too late to be topless.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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