he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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