He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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