you would pick up someone in the library
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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