Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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