that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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