Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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