we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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