our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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