the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
you made out with another girl for some wings
I love you. Go after that dick
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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