they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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