I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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