: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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