Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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