I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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