I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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