the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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