Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
handjob tips. give me some.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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