Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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