I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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