What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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