that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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