Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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