Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
