Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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